Founder · Builder · Not Done Yet

I built a company
to millions, lost
everything, and
I'm doing it again.

I dropped out of high school. Then I dropped out of college. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates only managed one dropout each. I've been making money online since before Facebook existed — no investors, no degree, no safety net. Just two decades of building software and refusing to stay down when life hits back.

Here's what happened
Carl Haugen
The Story

In 2004, a spyware infection destroyed my computer. Nothing on the market could fix it. So I hired a programmer and we built something that could. We called it SpyZooka, launched the world's first 100% spyware removal guarantee, and grew it into a real business making real money.

Then I got sick. A rare parasitic infection that no one could diagnose for years. While I was down, I made the worst business decision of my life — I gave away 49% of a company valued at $10 million to the wrong people. I received nothing in return. They took everything that was working and broke it. Revenue dropped to almost nothing. I ended up paying them to go away, plus another $100K to attorneys who did nothing. Later, I provided information to the FTC that led to $4 million in fines against them for selling illegal products. Small consolation.

I didn't have the money to fight back. I didn't have the health to fight back. But I never stopped building.

I rebuilt SpyZooka from scratch. Then I started MadWords — an AI-powered content engine built on everything I learned in 20 years of SEO. The kind of tool I always wished existed. No venture capital. No team of 50. Just me, one loyal partner, and the stubbornness to keep going.

The endgame isn't another exit or a corner office. MadWords will be the best content and CRM platform on the planet — something as powerful as Salesforce that doesn't need three years of training to figure out. SpyZooka will use AI to end spyware for good and eventually move into enterprise. But the real mission is bigger than software. I've spent 15 years fighting a parasitic infection that most doctors don't even know exists. The revenue from these companies will fund research to cure mosquito and tick-borne illnesses — and put safeguards in place to make sure governments and researchers never create another one.

I'm currently in West Texas with a 200-pound Caucasian Shepherd, working on the next chapter. If you're reading this, you're early.

I'm writing about all of it.

The build. The mission. The cure. If you want to watch someone rebuild from zero and fund the research that could end tick and mosquito-borne disease, drop your email. No spam. Just the real story as it happens.

What I'm Building Now

Two products. Zero investors.
One way out.

AI Content Platform

MadWords

AI-powered SEO content that actually ranks. Built on 69+ live data points from real search results. Writes, translates, rewrites, and auto-publishes to WordPress in 85 languages. This is the rebuild.

madwords.ai
PC Security

SpyZooka

The original. Born in 2004 from a personal problem nobody else could solve. The world's first 100% spyware removal guarantee. Still protecting PCs two decades later, now with AI-powered threat detection.

spyzooka.com
The Endgame

The Mission

Fund the research to cure mosquito and tick-borne illnesses. Stop governments from creating the next one. The software pays for the science. This isn't a retirement plan — it's the whole point.

The plan
The Blog

Dispatches

Stories about building software from nothing, fighting a disease nobody believes in, and funding the research to end it. It's more interesting than it sounds.

Read the blog